"Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
— My mum (via cateyesandthickthighs)

trashfriend:

little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean

paatroklos:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

#nature ~~~~ sky today

#nature ~~~~ sky today

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

#lol

escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

aveaucado:

do you like my blog?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

Taylor Schilling & Laura Prepon // PaleyFest // 2014
[On Laura’s role in Season 2] "I just missed her. I missed having her to work with. I would not have been able to handle [her leaving]."